Ma come, una serie tv in musica? -la Fatina (a.k.a. io) percepisce parte dell'orda inferocita che tenta di assalirla.- Sì, perché la trama può piacere o no (ma chi, attorno ai 14-16 anni, non guardava cose con trame assurde?), ma di musica, in questo telefilm, ce n'è, e parecchia. E sono anche dannatamente bravi. Possono non piacervi le scelte musicali, possono non piacervi le loro voci, ma è oggettivamente innegabile che siano bravi.
La struttura di questo thread prevede, per ogni puntata, un post con riassunto della trama (gentilmente donata da Wikipedia), link alle performance o alle canzoni (gentilmente donati da Youtube) e link ai testi (saranno in lingua originale, per le traduzioni basta chiedere). I post andranno di pari passo con la messa in onda di Glee su Italia1 (da oggi pomeriggio dalle 16.30 alle 17.25 circa, evviva il nuovo palinsesto! -che trovate sotto in spoiler...-) quindi non ci saranno link alle versioni facilmente trovabili in streaming. Personalmente, tra l'altro, consiglio di dare un occhio alla versione orginale con i sottotitoli, perchè le voci, ah! le voci!!, sono molto meglio.
Well, che altro mi rimane da dire.. Don't stop believing!!
ore 13:40 I SIMPSON ore 14:10 I SIMPSON ore 14:35 WHAT'S MY DESTINY DRAGON BALL ore 15:00 BIG BANG THEORY ore 15:35 CHUCK ore 16:30 GLEE ore 17:25 MILA E SHIRO ore 17:55 LE AVVENTURE DI LUPIN III
Episodio 1 - Voci fuori dal coro L'insegnante di spagnolo Will Schuester scopre che Sandy Ryerson, responsabile del Glee Club alla William McKinley High, è stato licenziato per il suo comportamento inopportuno verso alcuni studenti maschi. Il preside dell'istituto dà il permesso a Will di dirigere il club, perché l'insegnante insiste. Gli sforzi del club vengono derisi da Sue Sylvester, capo delle Cheerios, la squadra di cheerleader della scuola, mentre la scelta di Will di gestire il glee club non è supportata da sua moglie Terry, che preferirebbe che il marito lavorasse come ragioniere, in modo da incrementare il loro reddito. Rachel (talentuosa cantante con manie da diva) minaccia di lasciare il club se non verrà trovato un cantante maschio di talento, che possa essere all'altezza della sua voce. Quando l'allenatore della squadra di football della scuola, Ken Tanaka, permette a Will di reclutare membri della squadra di football, si scopre che il quarterback Finn Hudson nasconde una splendida voce. Per convincere Finn ad aderire al glee club, Will lo ricatta: finge di trovare delle bustine di marijuana nell'armadietto di Finn, e come punizione lo costringe ad unirsi alle Nuove Direzioni. Will, accompagnato dalla guida scolastica Emma Pillsbury, porta i suoi ragazzi ad assistere all'esibizione del club rivale, i Vocal Adreline, in modo da dargli delle indicazioni, ma la strabiliante performance dei rivali getta il gruppo nello sconforto. Tornato a casa, Will viene informato da sua moglie che sta per diventare padre. Nonostante la gioia, Will si trova di fronte a nuove responsabilità, per questo decide di dare le dimissioni come insegnante per trovarsi un lavoro più redditizio. Emma cerca di sollecitare Will a seguire più il cuore nelle sue scelte, piuttosto che il denaro, e quando il professore assiste ad un'esibizione delle Nuove Direzioni decide di rimanere.
Il club vuole esibirsi davanti alla scuola per la prima volta nel tentativo di reclutare nuovi membri. Quindi Will decide di assegnare una canzone disco, quella con la quale il Glee Club vinse nel 1993 le gare regionali. I ragazzi, contrariati, decidono di trovare una canzone su un tema che stimoli i compagni ad entrare nel club: il sesso. Will, ignaro dell'organizzazione del club, li presenta all'assemblea con esiti ottimi per i ragazzi, ma pessimi per i professori. Successivamente Will ottiene un secondo lavoro come bidello scolastico per pagare le future spese per il figlio e si avvicina a Emma, la consulente scolastica. Durante una prova Rachel bacia Finn. Quinn, timorosa di perdere il suo ragazzo, fa le audizioni per il glee club (assieme a Brittany e Santana) e Will accetta la sua partecipazione. Terry scopre di avere una gravidanza isterica, ma nasconde la verità a Will dicendo che loro figlio sarà un maschio. Nel frattempo Quinn avverte la professoressa Sylvester della sua partecipazione e quest'ultima ne approfitterà dando loro il compito di spiare il glee club in modo da farlo fallire. Finn riprende i buoni rapporti con Quinn.
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Ah, freak out Le freak, c'est chic Freak out Ah, freak out Le freak, c'est chic Freak out
Have you heard about the new dance craze Listen to us, I'm sure you'll be amazed Big fun to be had by everyone It's up to you, it surely can be done Young and old are doing it, I'm told Just one try, and you too will be sold It's called Le Freak, they're doing it night and day Allow us, we'll show you the way
Ah, freak out Le freak, c'est chic Freak out
All that pressure got you down Has your head spinning all around Feel the rhythm, check the ride Come on along and have a real good time Like the days of stomping at the Savoy Now we freak, oh what a joy Just come on down, two fifty four Find a spot out on the floor
Ah, freak out Le freak, c'est chic Freak out
Now freak
I said freak
Now freak
All that pressure got you down Has your head spinning all around Feel the rhythm, check the ride Come on along and have a real good time Like the days of stomping at the Savoy Now we freak, oh what a joy Just come on down, two fifty four Find a spot out on the floor
Ah, freak out Le freak, c'est chic Freak out Ah, freak out Le freak, c'est chic Freak out
(Now wait a minute, y'all This dance ain't for everybody Only the sexy people So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance Dance, I said!)
Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect Want you to push it, babe Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know How to become number one in a hot party show Now push it
Ah, push it - push it good Ah, push it - push it real good Ah, push it - push it good Ah, push it - p-push it real good
Push it good Push it real good Ah, push it Ah, push it
Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would? Now push it
Push it good Push it real good Push it good P-push it real good
Ah, push it Get up on this!
Boy, you really got me going You got me so I don't know what I'm doing
Ah, push it
Gold digger (Kayne West) Mercedes, Will Schuester, Artie, New Directions
[Jamie Foxx] She take my money, well I'm in need Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed Oh she's a gold digger way over time That digs on me
[Chorus:] (She give me money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (She steal me money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head
[Verse 1:] [Jamie Foxx's lyrics repeated across verse] Cutie da bomb Met her at a beauty salon With a baby Louis Vuitton Under her under arm She said I can tell you rock I can tell by ya charm Far as girls you got a flock I can tell by ya charm and ya arm but I'm lookin' for the one have you seen her? My psychic told me she gonna have a ass like Serena Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids An' I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz Okay get ya kids but then they got they friends I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in We all went to din and then I had to pay If you fuckin' with this girl then you betta' be paid You know why Take too much to touch her From what I heard she got a baby by Busta My best friend say she used to fuck with Usher I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her
[Chorus:] (she give me money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (she give me money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head
[Verse 2:] [Jamie Foxx's lyrics repeated across verse] 18 years, 18 years She got one of yo' kids, got you for 18 years I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids His baby momma's car crib is bigger than his You will see him on TV, any given Sunday Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai She was supposed to buy ya shorty Tyco with ya money She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money Shoulda' got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money) If you ain't no punk holla' we want pre-nup WE WANT PRE-NUP!, yeah It's something that you need to have 'Cause when she leave yo' ass she gon' leave with half 18 years, 18 years And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his?
[Chorus:] (she give me money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (she give me money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need) but she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head
Now I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs You want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed You go out to eat, can't pay, y'all can't leave There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves But while y'all washin', watch him He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun He got that ambition, baby look in his eyes (Ray Charles comes in) This week he's moppin' floors, next week it's the fries So, stick by his side I know these dude's ballin, and yeah that's nice And they gon' keep callin' and tryin' But you stay right, girl But when you get on, he leave yo' ass for a white girl
Get down girl, go 'head get down Get down girl, go 'head get down Get down girl, go 'head get down Get down girl, go 'head (She give my money) Let me hear that back
Oh, How about a round of applause, Yeah A standing ovation Oh, Yeah Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
You look so dumb right now Standing outside my house Trying to apologize You're so ugly when you cry Please, just cut it out
[Chorus:] Don't tell me you're sorry 'cause you're not Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught But you put on quite a show Really had me going But now it's time to go Curtain's finally closing That was quite a show Very entertaining But it's over now (but it's over now) Go on and take a bow
Grab your clothes and get gone (get gone) You better hurry up Before the sprinklers come on (come on) Talking' bout' Girl, I love you, you're the one This just looks like a re-run Please, what else is on (on)
[Chorus]
[Bridge] Oh, And the award for The best liar goes to you (goes to you) For making me believe (that you) That you could be faithful to me Let's hear your speech, Oh
How about a round of applause A standing ovation
But you put on quite a show Really had me going Now it's time to go Curtain's finally closing That was quite a show Very entertaining But it's over now (but it's over now) Go on and take a bow But it's over now
I say a little prayer (Aretha Franklin) Quinn, Santana, Brittany
The moment I wake up Before I put on my makeup I say a little prayer for you While combing my hair, now, And wondering what dress to wear, now, I say a little prayer for you
Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart and I will love you Forever, forever, we never will part Oh, how I'll love you Together, together, that's how it must be To live without you Would only be heartbreak for me.
I run for the bus, dear, While riding I think of us, dear, I say a little prayer for you. At work I just take time And all through my coffee break-time, I say a little prayer for you.
Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart and I will love you Forever, forever we never will part Oh, how I'll love you Together, together, that's how it must be To live without you Would only be heartbreak for me.
My darling believe me, For me there is no one But you.
Dopo alcuni commenti negativi da parte dei membri del Glee club sulle coreografie di Will, quest'ultimo forma un gruppo di canto a cappella con i professori della scuola: gli Acafellas. Nel frattempo, i ragazzi dispiaciuti tentano in vari modi di far tornare Will a fare le coreografie, ma invano. Allora le Cheerios, seguendo le istruzioni della Sylvester, ingaggiano il coreografo di broadway Dakota Stanley che verrà subito licenziato da Rachel poiché fa dei commenti negativi sull'estetica dei ragazzi del Glee. Intanto Mercedes si innamora di Kurt, ma il ragazzo le rivela di essere gay e di avere una cotta per Finn. Gli Acafellas si esibiscono e Terry si scusa con Will per essersi disinterressata alle passioni del marito. Alla fine però Will torna e l'episodio finisce con i ragazzi che tornano ad apprezzare gli sforzi e i consigli artistici del loro professore.
ps, questa puntata, per chi come me adora Will Schuester, è fenomenale!
Two weeks ago, I would have agreed that 4 grown men rehearsing A'Capella hip-hop in my living room was embaressing.
But busting out some white-hot new jack-swing, I'll tell ya - I've never felt more confident.
Enri thought we should call our group "Crescendudes" While Ken thought "Testostretones" was more manly. And then, we heard a single word leave Howard's lips, and we knew we had our name.
"Acafellas".
Sandy: I'm ready for my close up Mr DeMill
Will: Sandy, We voted. When you're in the group, its creepy.
A tick tock don't stop (stop to the) A tick tock don't stop (stop to the) (Oooh) a tick tock don't stop (Oooh) a tick tock don't stop (I know you're not going to sing that song) (Oooh) a tick tock don't stop (Oooh) a tick tock don't stop (I know you're not going to sing that song)
Come inside, take off your coat, I'll make you feel at home. Now let's pour a glass of wine 'cause now we're all alone. I've been waiting all night so just let me hold you close to me, 'Cause I've been dyin' for you girl to make love to me. (ooh)
Girl you make me feel real good. (ooh) We can do it 'til we both wake up. (both wake up) Girl, you know I'm hooked on you, (ooh) And this is what I'll do... (I know you're not gonna sing that song)
(Ooh a tick tock don't stop) I wanna sex you up. (Ooh a tick tock don't stop) All night. (Ooh a tick tock don't stop) You make me feel real good. (Ooh a tick tock don't stop) I wanna rub you down. (Ooh a tick tock don't stop) I wanna sex you up.
A tick tock don't stop A tick tock don't stop A tick tock don't stop
Let me take off all your clothes. Disconnect the phone so nobody knows. Let me light a candle, So that we can make it better. Makin' love until we drown.
(Oooh) Girl, you know it feels real good. (Oooh) We can do it 'til we both wake up. (both wake up) (Oooh)Girl you know I'm hooked on you. (Oooh, I know you're not going to sing that song)And this is what I'll do.
Oh Poison Yeah spot a man of freedom for a fact aah-aah uh-hum Poison you ready Ken I'm ready You ready Enrie I'm ready Wil are you Oh yeah break it down
Girl I must warn you I sense something strange in my mind The situation is serious Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time (time) Can't get it outta my head Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead
That girl is poison (oohoohoho) Never trust a big butt and smile That girl is poison
Posion deadly moving it slow Looking for a mellow fellow like DeVoe Getting paid laid so better lay low Schemin' on hots my end the pro show The low pro ho should be cut like an afro See what you're sayin' huh She's weighin' you but I know she's a loser How do you know me and the crew used to do her
I bust the windows out ya car And no it didn't mend my broken heart I'll probably always have these ugly scars But right now I don't care about that part
I bust the windows out ya car After I saw you laying next to her I didn't wanna but I took my turn I'm glad I did it cause you had to learn...
I must admit it helped a little bit To think of how you'd feel when you saw it I didn't know that I had that much strength But I'm glad you see what happens when...
You see can't just play with people's feelings Tell them you love them and don't mean it You'll probably say that it was juvenile But I think that I deserve to smile
I bust the windows out ya car You know I did it cause I left my mark Wrote my initials with the crobar And then I drove off into the dark
I bust the windows out ya car You should feel lucky that that's all I did After five whole years of this bullshit Gave you all of me and you played with it
Oooh ahh... I must admit it helped a little bit To think of how you'd feel when you saw it I didn't know that I had that much strength But I'm glad you see what happens when...
You see you can't just play with people's feelings Tell them you love them and don't mean it You'll probably say that it was juvenile But I think that I deserve to smile
But it don't comfort to my broken heart You could never feel how I felt that day Until it happens baby you don't know pain
Oooh Yeah I did it (Yeah I did it) You should know it (You should know it) I ain't sorry (I ain't sorry) You deserved it (You deserved it)
After what you did (After what you did) You deserved it (You deserved it) I ain't sorry (I ain't sorry) no no oh... (I ain't sorry)
You broke my heart So I broke ya car You caused me pain (You caused me pain) So I did the same
Even though all that you did to me was much worse I had to do something to make you hurt yeah Oh but why am I still cryin'? Why am I the one whose still cryin'?
Oh you really hurt me baby You really you really hurt me baby Hey, hey, hey now watch me yule I bust the windows out ya car...
I love you but I gotta stay true my morals got me on my knees I'm begging please stop playing games
I dont know what this is cos you got me good just like you knew you would
I dont know what you do but you do it well I'm under your spell
Chorus You got me begging you for mercy why wont you relase me you got me begging you for mercy why wont you release me I said release me
Now you think that I will be something on the side but you got to understand that I need a man who can take my hand yes I do
I dont know what this is but you got me good just like you knew you would
I dont know what you do but you do it well I'm under your spell
You got me begging you for mercy why wont you relase me you got me begging you for mercy why wont you release me I said you'd better release yeah yeah yeah
I'm begging you for mercy yes why wont you realse me I'm begging you for mercy
you got me begging you got me begging you got me begging
Mercy, why wont you realise me I'm begging you for mercy why wont you release me
you got me begging you for mercy I'm begging you for mercy I'm begging you for mercy I'm begging you for mercy I'm begging you for mercy
Dopo esser stato scoperto dal padre a provare assieme a Tina e Brittany la coreografia di "Single Ladies" di Beyoncè, Kurt si iscrive alla squadra di football solo per sorprendere il padre. Intanto Quinn rivela a Finn di essere incinta di lui, non rivelando anche la verità sul padre, che in realtà è Puck. Nel frattempo Will preferisce far emergere Tina come solista piuttosto che tenere fissa Rachel. Quest'ultima, offesa, prima si disinteressa del club ed infine ci rinuncia per partecipare al musical della scuola diretto da Sandy. Finn, con l'aiuto di Will, influenza il team di football a prendere lezioni di ballo, per migliorare la tecnica e sorprendere gli avversari. Infine la squadra vince grazie alla tattica scelta da Kurt, cioè interpretare "Single Ladies" in campo. Il ragazzo rivela al padre di essere gay, scoprendo che questi lo aveva capito tempo fa interpretando gli atteggiamenti del figlio. Intanto Finn accetta l'arrivo di "suo" figlio.
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Now put your hands up Up in the club, we just broke up I’m doing my own little thing you Decided to dip but now you wanna trip Cuz another brother noticed me I’m up on him, he up on me dont pay him any attention cuz i cried my tears, GAVE three good years Ya can’t be mad at me
[Chorus] Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh x2
(Chorus)Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans acting up, drink in my cup I couldnt care less what you think I need no permission, did I mention Dont pay him any attention Cuz you had your turn But now you gonna learn What it really feels like to miss me
(Chorus)
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh 2x
Don’t treat me to the things of this world I’m not that kind of girl Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve Is a man that makes me, then takes me And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond Pull me into your arms Say I’m the one you WANT If you don’t, you’ll be alone And like a ghost I’ll be gone
All the single ladies (7x) Now put your hands up woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh 2x
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it woo oh ooh 2x
Don't know much about your life Don't know much about your world but Don't wanna be alone tonight On this planet they call Earth
You don't know about my past and I don't have a future figured out And maybe this is goin' too fast And maybe it's not meant to last
But what do you say to takin' chances? What do you say to jumpin' off the edge? Never knowin' if there's solid ground below Or a hand to hold or hell to pay What do you say? What do you say?
I just wanna start again And maybe you could show me how to try Maybe you could take me in Somewhere underneath your skin
What do you say to takin' chances? What do you say to jumpin' off the edge?
Never knowin' if there's solid ground below Or a hand to hold or hell to pay What do you say? What do you say?
Hey now, hey, my heart is beatin' down But I'm always comin' back for more, yeah There's nothin' like love to pull you up When you're lyin' down on the floor, babe
So talk to me, talk to me like lovers do Yeah, walk with me, walk with me like lovers do Like lovers do
What to you say to takin' chances? What do you say to jumpin' off the edge? Never knowin' if there's solid ground below Or a hand to hold or hell to pay What do you say? What do you say?
Don't know much about your life And I don't know much about your world
Da quando Rachel non fa più parte del Glee, Quinn cerca di sostituirla, ma invano: i ragazzi preferiscono decisamente la loro solista originale. Quinn inoltre, per via del bambino, va e viene dal bagno. Will, a pranzo fuori con Terry, scopre che il loro cameriere non è altro che un componente dei Vocal Adrenaline che viene bocciato apposta dai professori per vincere le regionali di ogni anno. Allora Will, con l'aiuto di Emma, richiama una ex alunna che non si è mai diplomata per darle una nuova chance: April Rhodes. Il vero motivo della scelta di Will è un altro: April è un'eccezionale cantante che strabilia il Glee con "Maybe This Time" riuscendo così a farsi accettare. Sia i ragazzi che Emma sono turbati dalla presenza di April, ma quest'ultima ammalia i ragazzi proponendo il suo metodo di vita un po' fuori dalle righe: droga, alcool, furti, ecc. Nel frattempo Finn riesce a convincere Rachel a tornare nel Glee dopo un appuntamento al bowling ed un bacio, però c'è un imprevisto che farà cambiare idea a Rachel: Puck svela a tutti che Quinn è incinta di Finn. Il Glee si esibisce con April allora, ma Will la caccia gentilmente, visto che era ubriaca. Alla fine Rachel, dispiaciuta, accetta la situazione di Finn e rientra nel Glee, concludendo lo spettacolo e l'episodio con l'interpretazione di "Somebody to love" dei Queen.
[SALLY] Maybe this time, I'll be lucky Maybe this time, he'll stay Maybe this time For the first time Love won't hurry away
He will hold me fast I'll be home at last Not a loser anymore Like the last time And the time before
Everybody loves a winner So nobody loved me; 'Lady Peaceful,' 'Lady Happy,' That's what I long to be All the odds are in my favor Something's bound to begin It's got to happen, happen sometime Maybe this time I'll win
I hear the ticking of the clock I'm lying here the room's pitch dark I wonder where you are tonight No answer on the telephone And the night goes by so very slow Oh I hope that it won't end though Alone
Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone
You dont know how long I have wanted to touch your lips and hold you tight You don't know how long I have waited and I was going to tell you tonight But the secret is still my own and my love for you is still unknown Alone
Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone Alone, alone
Last night, I got served a little bit too much of that poison, baby Last night, I did things I'm not proud of And I got a little crazy Last night, I met a guy on the dance floor and I let him call me baby
[Chorus:] And I don't even know his last name My momma would be so ashamed It started off, "hey cutie where you from" And then it turned into oh no, what have I done And I don't even know his last name
We left, the club, 'bout around 3 o'clock in the morning His Pinto, sitting there, in the parking lot, well it should have been a warning I had no clue what I was getting into So, I'll blame it on the Cuervo Oh where did my manners go?
[Chorus:] I don't even know his last name Oh My momma would be so ashamed It started off, "hey cutie where you from" And then it turned into "oh no, what have I done" And I don't even know his last name
Here we go
Today, I woke up, thinking about Elvis somewhere in Vegas I'm not sure how I got here Or how this ring on my left hand just appeared outta nowhere I gotta go take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road They say what happens here, stays here, all of this will disappear
There's just one little problem
[Chorus:] I don't even know my last name Oh My momma would be so ashamed It started off, "hey cutie where you from" And then it turned into "oh no, what have I done" And I don't even know my last name
What have I done What have I done What have I done
Oh, what have I done I don't even know my last name
Well it turned into, oh no what have I done And I don't even know my last name Yea, Yeah, Yeah
I don't even know my last name It started off "hey cutie where you from" And then it turned into, oh no what have I done And I don't even know my last name Oh, yeah
Can anybody find me somebody to love? Each morning I get up I die a little Can barely stand on my feet Take a look in the mirror and cry Lord what you're doing to me I have spent all my years in believing you But I just can't get no relief, Lord! Somebody, somebody Can anybody find me somebody to love?
I work hard every day of my life I work till I ache my bones At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own - I get down on my knees And I start to pray Till the tears run down from my eyes Lord - somebody - somebody Can anybody find me - somebody to love?
(He works hard)
Everyday - I try and I try and I try - But everybody wants to put me down They say I'm goin' crazy They say I got a lot of water in my brain Got no common sense I got nobody left to believe Yeah - yeah yeah yeah
Oh Lord Somebody - somebody Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Got no feel, I got no rhythm I just keep losing my beat I'm ok, I'm alright Ain't gonna face no defeat I just gotta get out of this prison cell Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!
Find me somebody to love Can anybody find me somebody to love?
sì, ma no. Cioè Bho. Hanno creato un personaggio totalmente negativo ma con delle punte di umanità inaspettate. Però secondo me rimane comunque negativa. è anche l'unica "cattiva" che abbiamo, in fondo.
mi metto avanti con i lavori che lunedì sarò via e non armata di portatile.
------------------ Episodio 6 - Vitamina D Siccome i New Directions sentono di avere la vittoria delle provinciali in pugno e non si esercitano più, il prof. Schuester indice una competizione tra i ragazzi e le ragazze del Glee. Il pezzo da presentare è un mash-up tra 2 canzoni. L'esibizione migliore sarà il pezzo d'apertura delle provinciali. Istigata da Sue, che la informa dell'avvicinamento tra Will ed Emma, Terry accetta il lavoro di infermiera a scuola. Finn sentendosi stanco va in infermeria, dove Terry gli somministra delle pastiglie, la vitamina D. Ipereccitato a causa di tale sostanza, Finn convince gli altri ragazzi ad assumere le stesse pillole per fare una buona prestazione con un mash-up di "Confessions" e "It's my life". Quando Rachel scopre che i maschi si sono dopati, grazie a una soffiata di Kurt, decide di giocare ad armi pari insieme a tutte le ragazze. Grazie a questa vitamina le ragazze, come i ragazzi, fanno un'eccellente esibizione con un mash-up di "Halo" e "Walkin'on Sunshine". Contemporaneamente Ken chiede ad Emma di sposarla, lei dopo un po' accetta. Inoltre, Quinn accetta la richiesta di Terry di darle il bambino appena nato. Venendo a sapere che i ragazzi del Glee si sono dopati il preside Figgins decide di lincenziare Terry da infermiera e obbliga Will ad avere un co-coordinatore nel Glee: Sue Sylvester. Appena saputo Will si arrabbia con la moglie. Anche i New Directions si dispiacciono per il loro atteggiamento e si scusano con il prof. Schuester, il quale accetta le scuse ma dice che ormai il danno è fatto.
Oh! Ohhhh yeeeh I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure And I just cant wait till the day when you knock on my door Now everytime I go for the mailbox , gotta hold myself down Cos I just wait till you write me your coming around
I'm walking on sunshine , wooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah and don't it feel good!!
Hey , alright now and dont it feel good!! hey yeh
I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that its true and I don't want to spend all my life , just in waiting for you now I don't want u back for the weekend not back for a day , no no no I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay
woah yeh! I'm walking on sunshine , wooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah and don't it feel good!!
Hey , alright now and don't it feel good!! hey yeh ,oh yeh and don't it feel good!!
walking on sunshine walking on sunshine
I feel the love,I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real I feel the love, I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real
I'm on sunshine baby oh I'm on sunshine baby oh
I'm walking on sunshine wooah I'm walking on sunshine wooah I'm walking on sunshine wooah
and don't it feel good!! I'll say it again now and don't it feel good!!
It's my life (Bon Jovi) Glee New Directions Gentlemen
This ain't a song for the brokenhearted No silent prayer for the faith departed And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud
It's my life It's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just wanna live while I'm alive
(It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said, "I did it my way" I just wanna live while I'm alive 'Cause it's my life
This is for the ones who stood their ground For Tommy and Gina who never backed down Tomorrow's getting harder, make no mistake Luck ain't even lucky, gotta make your own breaks
It's my life And it's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just wanna live while I'm alive
(It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said, "I did it my way" I just wanna live while I'm alive 'Cause it's my life
You better stand tall When they're calling you out Don't bend, don't break Baby, don't back down
It's my life It's now or never 'Cause I ain't gonna live forever I just wanna live while I'm alive
(It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said, "I did it my way" I just wanna live while I'm alive
(It's my life) And it's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just wanna live while I'm alive
(It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said, "I did it my way" I just wanna live while I'm alive 'Cause it's my life!
My Confession Part 2 (Usher) Glee New Directions Gentlemen
Watch this [Chorus] These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say My chick on the side said she got one on the way These are my confessions Man, I'm thrown and I dont know what to do I guess I gotta give part 2 of my Confessions If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all Damn near cried when I got that phone call I'm so thrown and I don't know what to do But to give you part 2 of my confessions
[Verse 1] Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you 'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was sleepin' with, creepin' with Say she 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it First thing that came to mind was you Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to my relationship
[Chorus] These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say My chick on the side said she got one on the way These are my confessions Man I'm thrown and I don't know what to do I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all Damn near cried when I got that phone call I'm so thrown and I don't know what to do But to give you part 2 of my confessions
[Verse 2] Sitting here stuck on stupid, trying to figure out When, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth See it ain't gon' be easy But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin' Be a man and go ahead and get it over with (over with) I'm ridin' in my whip Racin' to her place Talkin' to myself Preparin' to tell her to her face She opened up the door and didn't wanna come near me I said one second baby Please hear me
[Chorus] These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say My chick on the side said she got one on the way These are my confessions Man I'm thrown and I don't know what to do I guess I gotta give part 2 of my Confessions If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all Damn near cried when I got that phone call I'm so thrown and I don't know what to do But to give you part 2 of my confessions
[Breakdown] This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do To tell you, the woman I love That I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely even know I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this And hopefully you'll give me another chance This ain't about my career This ain't about my life It's about us Please
[Chorus] These are my confessions
(mirror breaking)
I guess I gotta give part 2 of my Confessions If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all Damn near cried when I got that phone call I'm so thrown and I don't know what to do But to give you part 2 of my confessions
Da quando Figgins ha nominato Sue co-coordinatrice del Glee, si accendono aspri litigi tra la donna e Will. Nel frattempo quest'ultimo, dopo aver accompagnato Finn e Quinn dal ginecologo, decide di accompagnare la moglie nella prossima visita. Sue decide di dividere il Glee per interpretare due brani, entrambi capitanati da uno dei due professori, e sceglie i ragazzi che, secondo lei, rappresentano una "minoranza", lasciando Will con Finn, Rachel, Quinn, Puck e Brittany. A questo dispetto di Sue, Will risponde bocciando i Cheerios, in modo da non fare avere più alcuna cheerleader alla Sylvester. Intanto un giornalista scolastico rivela a Rachel che è a conoscenza del segreto di Quinn e la ricatta chiedendo la sua biancheria intima. Will fissa l'appuntamento dal ginecologo e Terry, con l'aiuto della sorella Kendra, corrompe il ginecologo facendo credere a Will che lei aspetti una bambina. Durante l'esibizione del gruppo, i due professori hanno un'altra asperrima lite fino a che i ragazzi decidono di andarsene. Dopo tutto questo Sue decide di estromettersi dal Glee, ma chiede a Will, in positività, di poter restare consigliere del gruppo e Will acconsente. Durante una chiacchierata con i ragazzi, Sue rivela che lei è venuta a sapere dal giornalista che Quinn è incinta, e lo costringe a spargere per la scuola la voce, e Finn e Quinn si arrabbiano con Rachel, pensando che lei abbia ceduto ai ricatti. L'episodio finisce con l'interpretazione del Glee di "Keep holding on" di Avril Lavigne, e con un pianto singhiozzante di Quinn.
Where they at Where they at Where they at Where they at Where they at Where they at Where they at
C'mon now
[Chorus] If you wanna go and take a ride wit me We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
If you wanna go and get high wit me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
[Verse 1] In the club on the late night, feelin right Lookin tryin to spot somethin real nice Lookin for a little shorty hot and horny so that I can take home (I can take home) She can be 18 (18) wit an attitude or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude Boo, as long as you a thicky thicky thick girl you know that it's on (You know that it's on) I peep something comin towards me up the dance floor Sexy and real slow (hey) Sayin she was peepin and I dig the last video So when Nelly, can we go; how could I tell her no? Her measurements were 36-25-34 Yellin I like the way you brush your hair And I like those stylish clothes you wear I like the way the light hit the ice and glare And I can see you boo from way over there
[Chorus] If you wanna go and take a ride wit me We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
If you wanna go and get high wit me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
[Verse 2] Face and body front and back, don't know how to act Without no vouchers or no boozers she's bringin nuttin back You should feel the impact, shop on plastic when the sky's the limit and them haters can't get past that Watch me as I gas that, 4.6 Range Watch the candy paint change, everytime I switch lanes It feel strange now Makin a livin off my brain, instead of 'caine now I got the title from my momma put the whip in my own name now Damn shit done changed now Runnin credit checks with no shame now I feel the fame now (come on), I can't complain now (no more) Shit I'm the mayne now, in and out my own town I'm gettin pages out of New Jersey, from Courtney B. Tellin me about a party up in NYC Can I make it? Damn right, I be on the next flight Payin cash; first class - sittin next to Vanna White
[Chorus] If you wanna go and take a ride wit me We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
If you wanna go and get high wit me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
If you wanna go and get high wit me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
[Verse 3] Check, check -- yo, I know somethin you don't know And I got somethin to tell ya You won't believe how many people, straight doubted the flow Most said that I was a failure But now the same motherfuckers askin me fo' dough And I'm yellin, "I can't help ya" "But Nelly can we get tickets to the next show?" Hell no (what's witchu?!) you for real?!
[City Spud] Hey yo, now that I'm a fly guy, and I fly high Niggaz wanna know why, why I fly by But yo it's all good, Range Rover all wood Do me like you should - fuck me good, suck me good We be no stud niggaz, wishin you was niggaz Poppin like we drug dealers, sippin Crissy, bubb' mackin Honey in the club, me in the Benz Icy grip, tellin me to leave wit you and your friends So if shorty wanna... knock (knock), we knockin to this And if shorty wanna... rock (rock), we rockin to this And if shorty wanna... pop (pop), we poppin the Crist' Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist City talk, Nelly listen; Nelly talk, city listen When I fuck fly bitches; when I walk pay attention See the ice and the glist'; niggaz starin or they diss Hunnies lookin all they wish - come on boo, gimme kiss
[Chorus] If you wanna go and take a ride wit me We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
If you wanna go and get high wit me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
If you wanna go and get high wit me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
Hey, must be the money! Hey, must be the money! Hey, must be the money! Hey, must be the money! Must be the money! [Chorus] If you wanna go and take a ride wit me We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
If you wanna go and get high wit me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
[Jordin] Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air
If I should die before I wake It's 'cause you took my breath away Losing you is like living in a world with no air Oh
[Chris Brown] I'm here alone, didn't wanna leave My heart won't move, it's incomplete Wish there was a way that I can make you understand
[Jordin] But how do you expect me to live alone with just me 'Cause my world revolves around you It's so hard for me to breathe
[Chorus:] Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air Can't live, can't breathe with no air It's how I feel whenever you ain't there It's no air, no air Got me out here in the water so deep Tell me how you gonna be without me If you ain't here, I just can't breathe It's no air, no air
No air, air No air, air No air, air No air, air
[Chris Brown] I walked, I ran, I jumped, I flew Right off the ground to float to you There's no gravity to hold me down for real
[Jordin] But somehow I'm still alive inside You took my breath, but I survived I don't know how, but I don't even care
[Both:] So how do you expect me to live alone with just me 'Cause my world revolves around you It's so hard for me to breathe
[Chorus]
No air, air No air, air No air, air No air, air No more It's no air, no air
[Chorus]
No air, air No air, air No air, air No air, air
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air Can't live, can't breathe with no air It's how I feel whenever you ain't there It's no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep Tell me how you gonna be without me If you ain't here, I just can't breathe It's no air, no air
Set me free why don't cha babe Get out my life why don't cha baby 'Cause you don't really love me You just keep me hanging on you don't really need me You just keep me hanging on Why do you keep comin' 'round Playing with my heart Why don't cha get out of my life And let me make a new start Let me get over you the way you've gotten over me Yeah Set me free why don't cha babe Get out my life why don't cha baby 'Cause you don't really love me You just keep me hanging on you don't really need me You just keep me hanging on You say although we broke up You still want to be just friends How can we be friends If seeing you only breaks my heart again Set me free why don't cha babe Get out my life why don't cha baby Set me free why don't cha babe Get out my life why don't cha baby You claim you still care for me But your heart and soul need to be free Now that you've got your freedom You want to still hold onto me You don't want me for yourself So let me love somebody else Why don't cha be a man abouti And set me free You don't care a thing about me You're just using me So go on get out get out of my life And let me sleep at night 'Cause you don't really love me You just keep me hanging on Set me free why don't cha babe Get out my life why don't cha baby 'Cause you don't really love me You just keep me hanging on you don't really need me You just keep me hanging on 'Cause you don't really love me You just keep me hanging on
Keep Holding On (Avril Lavigne) Glee, New Directions
You're not alone Together we stand I'll be by your side, you know I'll take your hand When it gets cold And it feels like the end There's no place to go You know I won't give in No I won't give in
Keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through Just stay strong 'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through
So far away I wish you were here Before it's too late, this could all disappear Before the doors close And it comes to an end With you by my side I will fight and defend I'll fight and defend Yeah, yeah
Keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through Just stay strong 'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through
Hear me when I say, when I say I believe Nothing's gonna change, nothing's gonna change destiny Whatever's meant to be will work out perfectly Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
La da da da La da da da La da da da da da da da da
Keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through Just stay strong 'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through
Keep holding on Keep holding on
There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through
I ragazzi del McKinley iniziano a rendersi conto di cosa voglia dire essere considerati sfigati, dal momento che fanno parte del Glee. Il primo ad accorgersene è Finn, al quale viene buttata una granita in faccia. Intanto Will concorda con Ken ed Emma di creare un mash-up per le due canzoni che loro desiderano per il matrimonio e anche le coreografie. Però durante una prova alla quale Ken era assente, quest'ultimo osserva Emma che prova qualcosa per Will. Quindi Ken obbliga Finn, Puck e gli altri ragazzi del Glee coinvolti anche nella squadra di football a scegliere tra una delle due attività. Puck nel frattempo ha una relazione con Rachel, la quale lo lascia alla fine dell'episodio perché entrambi non sono veramente interessati. Sue, dopo il suo solito anchor show, viene invitata da Ted, il conduttore; Sue, felicissima balla con Will proprio perché l'invito era di partecipare ad una gara di ballo per scopi benefici. Però con Ted la relazione non va e Sue, arrabbiata e umiliata, caccia Quinn dalle Cheerios. Tutti i ragazzi eccetto Finn scelgono il Glee, ma alla fine Ken capisce di aver sbagliato togliendo l'allenamento contemporaneo con le prove del glee, in maniera tale che lui e Will non perdano dei ragazzi. L'episodio finisce con Finn che si scusa torna a far parte del Glee.
This here's a tale for all the fellas Try to do what those ladies tell us Get shot down cause you're over zealous Play hard to get an females get jealous Ok smartie, go to a party Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body A chick walks by you wish you could sex her But you're standin on the wall like you was Poindexter Next days function, high class luncheon Food is served and you're stone cold munchin' Music comes on, people start to dance But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin' Sits down next to you and starts talkin' Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove So come on fatso and just bust a move
You're on a mission and you're wishin' someone could cure you're lonely condition You're lookin for love in all the wrong places Not fine girls just ugly faces From frustration first inclination Is to become a monk and leave the situation But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope New movie's showin... so you're goin Could care less about the five you're blowin Theatre gets dark just to start the show When you spot a fine woman sittin in the front row She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello, Come sit next to me you fine fellow" You run over there without a second to loose And what comes next, hey bust a move
If you want it baby you've got it (repeat) Just bust a move
In the city ladies look pretty Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says "no way" Girls a fakin' ... goodness sakin' They want a man who brings home the bacon Got no money and you got no car Then you got no woman and there you are Some girls are sophistic... materialistic Looking for a man makes them opportunistic They're lyin on the beach perpetratin a tan So that a brother with money can be their man So on the beach you're strollin'... real high-rollin' Everything you have is your's and not stolen A girl runs up with somethin to prove So don't just stand there, bust a move
(break down)
Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry In five days from now he's gonna marry He's hopin you can make it there if you can 'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man You say "neato"... check your libido And roll to the church in your new tuxedo The bride walks down just to start the wedding And there's one more girl you won't be getting So you start thinkin, then you start blinkin A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back And now you're feelin really fine cus the girl is stacked Reception's jumpin, bass is pumpin Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin Says she wants to dance to a different groove Now you know what to do g, bust a move
I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe Like a rock you waited so patiently While I got it together While I figured it out I only looked but I never touched 'Cause in my heart was a picture of us Holdin' hands, makin' plans and it's lucky for me you understand
What a girl wants What a girl needs Whatever makes me happy sets you free And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly What a girl wants What a girl needs Whatever keeps me in your arms And I'm thanking you for being there for me Yeah Yeah
A weaker man might have walked away But you had faith Strong enough to move over and give me space While I got it together While I figured it out They say if you love something let it go If it comes back it's yours That's how you know It's for keeps, yeah, it's for sure And you're ready and willin' To give me more than
What a girl wants What a girl needs Whatever makes me happy sets you free And I'm thanking you for giving it to me What a girl wants What a girl needs Whatever keeps me in your arms And I'm thanking you for being there for me Yeah Yeah
A girl needs somebody sensitive but tough Somebody there when the goin' gets rough Every night he'll be giving his love To just one girl
Somebody cool but real tender too Somebody, baby, just like you Can keep me hangin' around With the one who always knew
What a girl wants What a girl needs Whatever makes me happy sets you free And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly What a girl wants What a girl needs Whatever keeps me in your arms And I'm thanking you for being there for me Yeah Yeah
This thing right here Is lettin all the ladies know What guys talk about You know The finer things in life Hahaha Check it out
Ooh dat dress so scandalous And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in ya eye so devilish
Uh Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she likes the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca
[BRIDGE] She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh I think to sing it again She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what All night long Let me see that thong
[CHORUS] I like it when the beat goes da na da na Baby make your booty go da na da na Girl I know you wanna show da na da na That thong th thong thong thong I like it when the beat goes da na da na Baby make your booty go da na da na Girl I know you wanna show da na da na That thong th thong thong thong
That girl so scandalous And I know another nigga couldn't handle it And she shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in her eye so devilish
Uh She like to dance at all the hip hop spots And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she likes the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca
[BRIDGE]
[CHORUS (2x)]
Whoaaa That dress so scandalous And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in her eye so devilish
(Whoa) Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban ya like the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca
(Whoa) She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt (Ooh) Uh think to sing it again Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh think to sing it again Come on Come on Come on Come on
Yeahhhh yeah
[CHORUS (3x)]
Whoa Uh alright Uh whoa yeah Ooh Whoa (Like it when the beat goes da na da na) (Baby make your booty go da na da na) (Girl I know you wanna show da na da na) Baby (That thong th thong thong thong)
(I like it when the beat goes da na da na) (Baby make your booty go da na da na) (Girl I know you wanna show da na da na) (That thong th thong thong thong)
I could have danced all night I could have danced all night And still have begged for more I could have spread my wings And done a thousand things I'd never ever done before I'll never know what made it so exciting But all at once my heart took flight I only know when she began to dance with me I could have danced, danced, danced, danced, danced, danced
Bed? I couldn't go to bed My head's too light to try to settle down Sleep? I couldn't sleep tonight Not for all the jewels in the crown!
I'll never know what made it so exciting But all at once my heart took flight I only know when she began to dance with me I could have danced, danced, danced, danced all night
Where it began I can't begin to knowin' But then I know it's growing strong Was in the spring And spring became the summer Who'd have believed you'd come along
Hands, touchin' hands Reachin' out Touchin' me Touchin' you
Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would
But now I Look at the night And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two And when I hurt Hurtin' runs off my shoulders How can I hurt when I'm with you
Warm, touchin' warm Reachin' out Touchin' me Touchin' you
Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would Oh, no, no
Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would Sweet Caroline
Episodio 9 - Musica su due ruote *Titolo originale "Wheels" che vuol dire semplicemente Ruote, ed è molto più figo.
Figgins disapprova l'idea di pagare con i fondi scolastici il pulmino per disabili per portare Artie alle provinciali, e Will decide allora di coinvolgere il glee in una vendita di tortini con lo scopo di raccogliere i fondi. Nel frattempo Quinn si rende conto che Finn non è molto responsabile mentre Puck fa di tutto per essere riconosciuto come padre dalla ragazza: prepara dolcetti squisiti (in realtà imbottiti di marjuana), le dona i suoi soldi per le spese del bimbo, eccetera. Will, durante una prova con il glee, nota con dispiacere il disinteresse da parte dei ragazzi riguardo alla situazione di Artie, quindi ordina a tutti di passare tre ore al giorno su una sedia a rotelle e di preparare un numero usando le sedie. Rachel e Kurt si contendono il ruolo da solista per Defying Gravity, dove alla fine vince Rachel, poiché Kurt, non volendo umiliare suo padre interpretando davanti a un ampio pubblico una canzone femminile, decide di steccare su un FA naturale. Sue intanto fa entrare in squadra una ragazza con la sindrome di down, Becky, e la tratta come tutte le altre: male. Quando Will le chiede il motivo di tanta cattiveria contro Becky, Sue dice che questa vorrebbe essere come tutti gli altri. Ma alla fine si scopre che Sue ha una sorella nelle stesse condizioni di Becky. L'episodio finisce con Sue che, rendendosi conto del male compiuto su Becky, paga le spese per una rampa per disabili, e con un'interpretazione da parte del glee club su sedie a rotelle di Proud Mary.
On the floor of Tokyo Or down in London town to go, go With the record selection And the mirror's reflection I'm dancing with myself
When there's no-one else in sight In the crowded lonely night Well I wait so long For my love vibration And I'm dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove I'll be dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance And I'll be dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove I'll be dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance And I'll be dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
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Dancing with myself Dancing with myself Dancing with myself Dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance And I'll be dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
Something has changed within me Something is not the same I'm through with playing by the rules Of someone else's game Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep It's time to trust my instincts Close my eyes: and leap!
It's time to try Defying gravity I think I'll try Defying gravity Kiss me goodbye I am defying gravity And you wont bring me down!
I'm through accepting limits ''cause someone says they're so Some things I cannot change But till I try, I'll never know! Too long I've been afraid of Losing love I guess I've lost Well, if that's love It comes at much too high a cost!
I'd sooner buy Defying gravity Kiss me goodbye I'm defying gravity I think I'll try Defying gravity And you wont bring me down!
I'd sooner buy Defying gravity Kiss me goodbye I'm defying gravity I think I'll try Defying gravity And never bring me down! bring me down! ohh ohhh ohhhh!
Proud Mary (Ike and Tina Turner) Glee, New Directions
Left a good job in the city Workin' for the Man every night and day But I never lost a minute of sleepin' Worryin' 'bout the way things might have been
[chorus] Big wheel keep on turnin' Proud Mary keep on burnin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river
Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis Pumped a lot of tane down in New Orleans But I never saw the good side of a city 'Til I hitched a ride on the riverboat queen
[repeat chorus]
If you come down to the River Bet you're gonna find some people who live You don't have to worry 'cause you have no money People on the river are happy to give
Will vuole far cantare ai ragazzi del Glee delle canzoni d'amore, e divide il gruppo in coppie; però un alunno è assente e Will è costretto a prendere il suo posto finendo in coppia con Rachel, che sviluppa dei sentimenti per lui. Will se ne accorge e si ricorda di Susie Pepper, anche lei innamorata di lui, la quale, dopo essere stata respinta da Shue, finisce in coma farmacologico per aver mangiato un peperoncino piccantissimo (per depressione). Allora, con l'aiuto di Emma, canta una canzone a Rachel che fraintende il senso innamorandosi ancora di più. Finn intanto è in coppia con Kurt, che gli consiglia di cantare una ballata alla sua figlia non ancora nata. La madre di Finn viene a conoscenza della gravidanza di Quinn. I Fabray invitano Finn a casa loro e quest'ultimo rivela la gravidanza ai genitori di Quinn che cacciano la figlia di casa. Quinn viene perciò ospitata a casa di Finn. Puck intanto rivela a Mercedes che il vero padre è lui. Dopo una conversazione con Susie, Rachel cambia idea sul prof. Shue e gli dona dei fiori per scusarsi. L'episodio finisce con "Lean on me" dedicata a Finn e Quinn da parte del Glee Club.
Oh, why you look so sad? Tears are in your eyes Come on and come to me now Don't be ashamed to cry Let me see you through 'cause I've seen the dark side too When the night falls on you You don't know what to do Nothing you confess Could make me love you less
I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you
So if you're mad, get mad Don't hold it all inside Come on and talk to me now Hey, what you got to hide? I get angry too Well I'm a lot like you When you're standing at the crossroads And don't know which path to choose Let me come along 'cause even if you're wrong
I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you Take me in, into your darkest hour And I'll never desert you I'll stand by you
And when... When the night falls on you, baby You're feeling all alone You won't be on your own
I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you Take me in, into your darkest hour And I'll never desert you I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you And I'll never desert you I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you
Don't stand so close to me / Young girl (The Police / Gary Puckett & The Union Gap) Will Schuester
I see ya blowin' me a kiss It doesn't take a scientist To understand what's going on baby If you see something in my eye Let's not over analyze Don't go too deep with it baby
So let it be what it'll be Don't make a fuss and get crazy over you and me Here's what I'll do I'll play loose Not like we have a day with destiny
It's just a little crush (crush) Not like I faint every time we touch It's just some little thing (crush) Not like everything I do depends on you Sha-la-la-la, Sha-la-la-la
It's raising my adrenaline You're banging on a heart of tin Please don't make too much of it baby You say the word "forevermore" That's not what I'm looking for All I can commit to is "maybe"
So let it be what it'll be Don't make a fuss and get crazy over you and me Here's what I'll do I'll pay loose Not like we have a day with destiny
It's just a little crush (crush) Not like I faint every time we touch It's just some little thing (crush) Not like everything I do depends on you Sha-la-la-la, Sha-la-la-la
Vanilla skies White picket fences in your eyes A vision of you and me
It's just a little crush (crush) Not like I faint every time we touch It's just some little thing (crush) Not like everything I do depends on you Sha-la-la-la Not like everything I do depends on you Sha-la-la-la
(You are) Having my baby (Paul Anka e Odia Coates) Finn
[Paul:] Havin' my baby What a lovely way of sayin' How much you love me Havin' my baby What a lovely way of sayin' What you're thinkin' of me I can see it, face is glowin' I can see in your eyes I'm happy you know it
[Both:] That you're havin' my baby
[Paul:] You're the woman I love And I love what it's doin' to ya
[Both:] Havin' my baby
[Paul:] You're a woman in love And I love what's goin' through ya
[Paul:] The need inside you I see it showin' Whoa, the seed inside ya Baby, do you feel it growin' Are you happy you know it That you're
[Both:] Havin' my baby
[Odia:] I'm a woman in love And I love what it's doin' to me
[Both:] Havin' my baby
[Odia:] I'm a woman in love And I love what's goin' through me
[Paul:] Didn't have to keep it Wouldn't put ya through it You could have swept it from you life But you wouldn't do it No, you wouldn't do it
[Both:] And you're havin' my baby
[Odia:] I'm a woman in love And I love what it's doin' to me
[Both:] Havin' my baby
[Odia:] I'm a woman in love And I love what's goin' through me
[Paul:] Havin' my baby (havin' my baby) What a lovely way of sayin' How much you love me
[Paul:] Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
[Odia:] I'm a woman in love And I love what's goin' through me
Lean on me (Bill Withers) Glee, New Directions tranne Finn e Quinn
Sometimes in our lives, we all have pain, we all have sorrow. But if we are wise, we know that there's always tomorrow. Lean on me, when you're not strong and I'll be your friend. I'll help you carry on, for it won't be long 'til I'm gonna need somebody to lean on. Please swallow your pride, if have things you need to borrow. For no one can fill those needs that you won't let show. You just call on me brother when you need a hand. We all need somebody to lean on. I just might have a problem that you'll understand. We all need somebody to lean on. Lean on me when you't not strong, and I'll be your friend. I'll help you carry on, for it won't be long 'til I'm gonna' need somebody to lean on. You just call on me brother if you need a friend. We all need somebody to lean on. I just might have a problem that you'll understand. We all need somebody to lean on. If there is a load you have to bear that you can't carry. I'm right up the road, I'll share your load if you just call me. Call me ( if you need a friend) Call me (Repeat Until Fade)
Will, dopo una serie di eventi sospetti, inizia a credere che Sue stia informando le scuole avversarie del programma del Glee. Allora si reca nella prima scuola, una scuola di detenute, dove la preside (interpretata dalla cantante Eve) nega tutto e Will, per scusarsi, invita la donna e le sue ragazze a esibirsi nel loro auditorium. Rachel si rende conto che la tecnica delle ragazze usata per nascondere quello scarso talento da ballerine è la "Capellografia": muovono sempre i capelli per distrarre gli spettatori dai passi di danza. Will, allora, assegna una canzone dove i ragazzi si dovranno esibire scuotendo i capelli, quindi con parrucche. Quinn chiede a Kurt di dare a Rachel consigli per rinnovare il suo lookin modo da distrarre Finn e consentirle di passare del tempo con Puck. Ma non ha un buon risultato il cambiamento: Finn confessa a Rachel di amare la vecchia Rachel. Quindi quest'ultima, offesa, si arrabbia con Kurt (che volutamente le aveva fornito informazioni opposte ai gusti di Finn) e lui le risponde che entrambi, anche se amano Finn, sono destinati a non avere chance con lui. Quinn intanto decide di non dare in adozione la bimba e allora Kendra e Terrie decidono di farle badare ai figli di Kendra, tre pesti. Però, con l'aiuto di Puck, Quinn riesce a badare ai bimbi in maniera esemplare e il piano delle sorelle va in fumo. Dopo l'esibizione delle Nuove Direzioni con tanto di parrucche sulle note di Hair, si esibisce il coro della scuola per sordomuti, facendo capire a Will che le parrucche sono inutili. Will si rende conto che Sue spesso spia il Glee, e l'episodio generea una nuova discussione. Quinn viene a sapere che Puck ha una relazione con Santana, e cambia idea: darà il bambino a Terry. Will si riappacifica con Sue dandole la lista dei brani che canterà il glee alle provinciali: ma lei darà le liste alle scuole avversarie, che accettano di cantare gli stessi brani prima di Will, in modo che tutti pensino che abbia rubato i brani. Alla fine, Will decide di far esibire i ragazzi seduti su uno sgabello sulle note di True Colors.
Kelley, can you handle this Michelle, can you handle this Beyonce, can you handle I don't think you can handle this wooooo Make a move, Feelin right, lookin sexy, lookin fine Baddest chick, chick inside, DJ jammin' night inspite of me, attendin' this, there you are, come on baby, don't you wanna, dance with me can you handle, handle me you gotta do whats betta if you gunna dance wit' me tonight, you gotta work your jelly if you gunna dance with me tonight read my lips carefully if you like what you see, if you move to the groove you can hang with me by the looks i got you shook up and scared of me although you sit there til time of take off
Chorus: I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya baby I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe
Baby can you handle this, baby can you handle this baby can you handle this I don't think you can handle this wooooo
I'm about to break ya off, Destiny's child on the ball, leave my hips, move my thys swing my hair, square my eyes Lookin hott(ah), Smellin good(sss) Groove in line, from the hood throw my shoulder, blow you a kiss can you handle, handle this
I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe
Move your body up and down(woo) make your booty touch the ground(woo) I can't help but wonder why is my vibe to vibalacious for ya babe I shake my jelly at every chance when i'm whip to my hip you jsut slip into a transe I'm hoping you can handle all the jelly that i have Now lets cuddle up while we get this chance(yeah)
pop body oh body pop body oh body oh body eh' om body oh ew oh um POW POW POW POW
I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this
Is my body to bootylicious for ya babey hehe!
Imagine (John Lennon) Haverbrook Deaf Choir & New Directions
Yes, it's so crazy right now Most incredibly, it's ya boy Artie It's ya girl Mercedes
you ready, hey Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
I look and stare so deep in your eyes I touch on you more and more every time When you leave I'm begging you not to go Call your name two or three times in a row
I'm hairy high and low don't ask me why I don't know OOOh
Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's Got me looking so crazy right now (in love) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
Give me a head with hair Long beautiful hair shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss Got me hoping you'll save me right now Looking so crazy in love's Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love (crazy in love)
Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's (hey) Got me looking so crazy right now (in love) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
Down to here. Down to there. Down to where it stops by itself.
Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's (hey) Got me looking so crazy right now (in love) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
Papa I know you're going to be upset 'Cause I was always your little girl But you should know by now I'm not a baby
You always taught me right from wrong I need your help, daddy please be strong I may be young at heart But I know what I'm saying
The one you warned me all about The one you said I could do without We're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe - please
[Chorus:]
Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...
He says that he's going to marry me We can raise a little family Maybe we'll be all right It's a sacrifice
But my friends keep telling me to give it up Saying I'm too young, I ought to live it up What I need right now is some good advice, please
[chorus]
Daddy, daddy if you could only see Just how good he's been treating me You'd give us your blessing right now 'Cause we are in love, we are in love, so please
[chorus]
Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep [repeat]
Oh, I'm gonna keep my baby, ooh Don't you stop loving me daddy I know, I'm keeping my baby
You with the sad eyes don't be discouraged oh I realize it's hard to take courage in a world full of people you can lose sight of it all and the darkness inside you can make you fell so small
But I see your true colors shining through I see your true colors and that's why I love you so don't be afraid to let them show your true colors true colors are beautiful like a rainbow
Show me a smile then don't be unhappy, can't remember when I last saw you laughing if this world makes you crazy and you've taken all you can bear you call me up because you know I'll be there
And I'll see your true colors shining through I see your true colors I see your true colors so don't be afraid to let them show your true colors true colors are beautiful like a rainbow
cant remember when i last saw you laughing if this world makes you crazy and you've taken all you can bear you call me up because you know I'll be there
And I'll see your true colors shining through I see your true colors I see your true colors and that's why I love you so don't be afraid to let them show your true colors
true colors
see your true colors
shining through
YEAH!
I can see your true colors and that's why i love you so don't be afraid to let them show your true colors true colors true colors Are Beautiful like the Rainbow